Breaking Up

   Do not think it hurts me bad
   It doesn't hurt me none
   It does not mean anything
   I'm fondling this gun
   And I don't hurt that bad
   And I don't miss you
   I don't eat alone
   Wishing I was eating with two
   It's like a sad movie
   They always get high ratings
   
   In fact I feel like celebrating
   I feel like celebrating
   
   And do not think I ever thought that
   This would really work
   It was just sort of a casual thing
   Like trying on a shirt
   I don't sit home slone and stare
   At your picture wishing that
   You were still there
   I never get lonely
   In fact I'm probably masturbating
   
   In fact I feel like celebrating
   I feel like celebrating
   
   Oh goody! Oh joy!
   I'm finally free
   I no longer have to sit through
   Your mother's casserole recipes
   Oh joy! Glee!
   I'm finally free
   
   Transcribed by Silver Kat