I Hate Valentine's Day Valentine's Day Wish I had a sweetheart It's Valentine's Day Didn't even get a stinkin' card It's Valentine's Day I just have to say I hate Valentine's Day It's Valentine's Day And I didn't get no chocolate It's Valentine's Day If I had a heart I'd hock it It's Valentine's Day All I have to say I hate Valentine's Day It's Valentine's Day And I hope it finds you healthy It's Valentine's Day I'm glad your stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy (?) It's Valentine's Day I just love to say I hate fuckin' Valentine's Day