Kiss Your Ass

   What time should i pick you up tonight
   to make me seem more selectable
   What kind of flowers should i bring your mother
   to make me seem more delectable
   
   I got no problem with family events
   I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
   I'll do anything you ask
   no matter the task
   My whole purpose on earth
   is just to
   Kiss your ass
   
   What kind of drugs should I take tonight
   to make me seem like I'm introverted
   What kind of porn mags should I bring your brother
   to make me seem like I'm still perverted
   
   I got no problem with family events
   I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
   I'll do anything you ask
   no matter the task
   My whole purpose on earth
   is just to
   Kiss your ass
   Teach me something I don't know
   But I swear I'll be something someday
   I strain my ears listening too hard to what you say
   How then ?? time should I cruise your block
   on my tiny red tricycle
   Screaming your name sweet heart in vain
   This ?? ?? has got me in a pickle
   
   I got no problem with family events
   I like lemonade, camping, kids, and tents
   I'll do anything you ask
   no matter the task
   ?????
   You'll be promiscuous
   And I'll be ??
   cuz my whole purpose on earth
   My whole purpose on earth
   My whole purpose on earth
   My whole purpose on earth
   My whole purpose on earth
   is just to kiss your ass