Race Car Driver

   Come on baby, let's get in the car
   I'm gonna take you real, real far
   I'm gonna paint your mamma's face on the door
   You ain't gonna see her anymore
      
   Cuz I'm gonna be your race car driver
   Your race car driver
      
   They gonna paint a red flame, firebird on front
   I will be Evel Kenevil, you can double my stunts
   This ain't no Malibu Barbie Corvette
   This is a real 350 V-8, fuel-injected engine from a private liner jet
   
   And I'm gonna be your race car driver
   Your race car driver
   
   Come on baby, let's get on the road
   Let's get on track
   And I will grab the wheel like it was your hair I was pulling back
   I'm gonna straddle the line
   Swear to God it's gonna take you real far
   I'm just a real small man in a real big car
   
   And I'm gonna be your race car driver
   
   Got studded tires, excuse me if I'm blunt
   I've got ribbed rims for her pleasure up front
   Got fuzzy dice with a secret door
   Full of flavored serums, breath fresheners and more
   
   And I'm gonna be your race car driver
   Your race car driver
   
   Anybody ever tell you you look smashing by the dashboard light
   Come on baby gonna make you feel alright
   We'll take you at high warp speed
   It's better than watching Star Trek after you smoked weed
   
   And I'm gonna be your race car driver
   Your race car driver
   
   Come on baby, let's get on the road
   Let's get on track
   And I will grab the wheel like it was your hair I was pulling back
   I'm gonna straddle the line
   Swear to God it's gonna take you real far
   I'm just a real small man in a real big car
   
   And I'm gonna be your race car driver
   
   So come on baby tell me what's your answer, you gonna cross the line
   Ah, quit your sniveling, it's no or yes this time
   What you're hungry? We'll stop by Mickey D's for a happy meal
   Eat a regular hot dog or fantasco on wheels
   
   And I'm gonna be your race car driver
   Your race car driver
   
   I can see that you're not impressed
   By the way that you are fully dressed
   Looks like I'll have to pull out all the stops
   I'm a sensitive man of the 90's, sweetheart, who cares for your
   emotional being an awful lot
   
   And I'm gonna be your race car driver
   Your race car driver
   
   Come on baby, let's get on the road
   Let's get on track
   And I will grab the wheel like it was your hair I was pulling back
   And I will straddle the line
   Swear to God it's gonna take you real far
   I'm just a real small man in a real big car
   
   
   And I'm gonna be your race car driver
   Yes, I'm gonna be your race car driver