[Atz]
A little yodelin’ song for my man, Yo
And I know that old Yo don’t know
That I wrote this yodelin’ song late one night
He’d heard me yodelin’ down at Hobo Gin’s
And we were hangin’ out at the Putter Inn
He was beggin’ me to yodel and oh, Yo, he was half tight

He held out his hand, I said, “What’s yer name?”
He said, “Yo,” so I asked him again
He said, “Yo,” again so I figured it must be his name
Well, I was havin’ some peculiar thoughts
But ya can’t say much with a name like Atz
So I settled back, tryin’ to figure out Yo-Yo’s game

Now, Yo was sailin’ three sheets of the wind
With a frozen stare and an ear-to-ear grin
He kept beggin’ me to yodel
Sayin’, “Hey, get up there and yodel with the band”
It was my good friend Rod with a hired gun
So I stepped up to have a little bit of fun
With the lead and the bass and the drummer and the rhythm man

Now Yo, he staggered right up to the stage
He had this angelic smile on his face
That sucker looked like he’d floated up to heaven and he died
Well, I’d never had a fan quite like Yo before
He stood there mesmerized on the floor
He started clappin’ and stompin’ when he heard my yodelin’ cry

[Atz & Jewel]
And I said, “Yo, this yodelin’ song’s for you
No matter where you go, no matter what you do
Remember that time spend yodelin’ is time well spent
I’d never had me a fanclub before
But Yo, don’t you know, one thing’s for sure
If I do I’ll make you my fanclub president”

And I said, *yodel*, said, *yodel*
Said, “Yo don’t you know this yodelin’ song’s for you”
And I said, *yodel*, said, *yodel*
Said, “Yo don’t you know this yodelin’ song’s for you”

[Atz]
Well, I got through, I said, “There you go, Yo”
He was still smilin’ but his eyes were closed
And I thought I was gonna get away for a minute
Then he opened ’em wide and said, “I wanna hear some more”
Well, I was wearin’ out my welcome, I was runnin’ out of time
But I decided that I’d yodel up another line
’Cause I thought it was the only way that I could get Yo off the floor

But then I got to thinkin’, I realized...
Suddenly I realized why old Yo liked yodelin’
Because everytime I yodeled I was sayin’ Yo’s name
Well then I got to thinkin’, prob’ly wouldn’ta worked too well
Matter a fact it’d darn right sound like hell
If you ever tried to yodel using anybody else’s name - try Inga

[Atz & Jewel]
Inga, *yodel*, Inga, *yodel*...
[Atz]
See what I mean, it just doesn’t work

So in this whole wide world, no matter where I go
One thing I’ve learned, I finally know
I’ll never yodel again if there’s anybody in the audience named Yo

[Atz & Jewel]
And I said, “Yo, this yodelin’ song’s for you
No matter where you go, no matter what you do
Remember that time spend yodelin’ is time well spent
I’d never had me a fanclub before
But Yo, don’t you know, one thing’s for sure
If I do I’ll make you my fanclub president”

And I said, *yodel*, said, *yodel*
Said, “Yo, don’t you know this yodelin’ song’s for you”
And I said, *yodel*, said, *yodel*
Said, “Yo, don’t you know this yodelin’ song’s for you”

And I said, *yodel*, *yodel*
*yodel*, *yodel*

*yodel*, *yodel*
*yodel*

I said, *yodel*, *yodel*
*yodel*, *yodel*
*yodel*, *yodel*

*yodel*, *yodel*
*yodel*, *yodel*
*yodel*

And I said, “Yo, this yodelin’ song’s for you”